The weekend agenda

THURSDAY, tonight

Hip-Hop on Wax

Spring Street Tavern in NE Mpls, 10-2

DJ Trey

DJ B Rock (yours truly)

DJ Twellis (special guest)

FRIDAY

Junkyard Seraphim

Phantom Tails

Zombie Season

Nomad World Pub, Cedar Ave Mpls

SATURDAY

Worn To Be Wild

Anthem Heart Studio

1224 Quincy St NE, 2nd floor

Wants Vs. Needs DJ's

VJ Time Squid

custom shirt printing

SUNDAY

Mpls Music Expo/Record Show

Tri-City American Legion

400 Old Hwy 8 NW, New Brighton

recaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwds!!!

The weekend agenda (updated Friday, 6/5!)

It's the first Friday of the month which can only mean that it's Get Cryphy time!  The First Ave V.I.P room will yet again be a DJ short as Plain Ole Bill hopped back on tour with P.O.S for the summer after stopping home to throw down some slick vinyl mixing with JimmyJimmy last weekend.  I hope you didn't sleep on that special occasion because it was colder than a polar bears' toenails.  Bill will be missed, but Jimmy 2 Times, Fundo and So Gold are more than up for the task of taking Minneapolis' premier party-goers on a Cryphilicious dancing expedition.  And don't worry about the hypeman, either.  Yea, nobody really gets down like Prof after a few PBRs, but Felix of Heiruspecs is a monster on the mic and I am definitely looking forward to seeing him in a club atmosphere.  Prof is also currently on tour.

Before you hit the sack on Friday night/Saturday morning, be sure to prepare some coke lines right where you rest your head.  That way when the alarm goes off at 8:30, you'll be ready for a morning of record shopping.  The VFW is hosting another record show on Lyndale.  Bring cash!  It's 2 bucks to enter and everything else depends on your taste and haggling skills.

After hours hunched over crates, I'd recommend grabbing an awesome omelet at the Uptown Diner.  Then take a nap and put your learning cap on and get ready to be schooled.  For those fortunate enough to pick up the free tickets (sorry guys, all sold out now - my bad for not posting it earlier!), McNally Smith  is putting on their Hip-Hop Diploma Kickoff Event.  There will be many great performers like Toki Wright, Doomtree, and Big Quarters.  The headline of the show is Davey D who will be speaking on everything hip-hop.  This all goes down at the McNally Smith/History Theater in St. Paul.  If you don't have a ticket, swing by.  Who knows, if I end up blowing a load on records in the morning I might need to be scrimping for some cash.

Dang!  I almost forgot!  The man, the myth, the Ableton BEAST, Mux Mool is coming back home briefly and will be at the Uptown Bar Saturday night.  It wouldn't surprise me if some of the local emcees that he's collaborated with in the past show up and do a little ditty.  Don't miss this!

And another one!  I'm going to be torn this Saturday evening as both Mux Mool and my favorite Twin City band, Black Blondie, will be playing at the same time.  You can catch Black Blondie at the new 501 Bar off Washington.

"Do you have any plans for the weekend?"

Ugh.  If you work in corporate America, you hear this every Friday and you dread the inevitable exchange.  Hopefully if you're reading this blog you have many interests that you pursue and participate in over the weekend.  You always have something sweet to look forward to.  Sadly, most co-workers' things worth mentioning about their weekend are watching TV, a movie, or going out to dinner.  I sure hope I never have such a lame answer.  If you're worried that you may have such an answer, fear not!  This is what you're doing...

You're getting buck with some of the best DJ's in Minnehappiness.  The only rule... there are no rules.  They'll be playing anything and everything so long as gets bodies moving, frothing, writhing, hooting, hollering, exposing, drinking, jumping, banging and flailing with a side of dancing.  Unfortunately, co-founder Plain Ole Bill is repping Minneap hard along with P.O.S on the "Never Better" tour.  Fear not because Jimmy 2 Times, Mike the 2600 King and Fundamentalist are all party scientists that know exactly how to turn oxygen, water molecules, weed smoke and spilt beer into a nucking futs atmosphere.  Be there or live an unfulfilled life!

It might go a little something like...

Jimmy2Times & Plain Ole Bill, "Drop (Dress You Up Remix)"

with a splash of...

Jimmy2Times, "Nasty New Booty"

and a healthy dose of  "FUCK YEAH!"s